My head is an animal.

I’m not understanding how nail polish can ship off my fingers so fast even with a top coat and extra dry time…

I’m really enjoying buying presents for others this year, especially when I’m knee deep in Black Friday sales and literally hold up my prized find and yell YES to crazed lunatics innocent bystanders…

 

I’m slumped over on my bed every day as a stare into my closet thinking there is no possible way I can assemble something decent out of this wardrobe…

 

I’m sharing salads with Moses nowadays which is blowing my mind…

 

I’m listening to Christmas music like every good American should these days…

 

I’m thinking how at some point in this pregnancy I’m going to cave and eat Taco Bell while also thinking how fast I would vomit it all back up after saying the words “roach eggs” to myself…

 

I’m finding out the gender of our sweet little baby next week and making sure in my heart I’m happy as to whatever the outcome may be…

 

I’m struggling to find the right words to say to the almost 4 year old who keeps brining up Santa. I’m not the dream crushing evil Mom but I’m sure as heck not going into detailed lies about that big bearded guy…

 

I’m making mini cannoli cups this week…that’s if I can stop eating the ricotta cheese by the spoonful…